Beware of Dog - Protest Edition

Some warning signs are meant to protect the dog. This one protects the rest of us.

The Beware of Kristi Noem Tee flips the classic “Beware of Dog” sign into a satirical statement of solidarity with dogs everywhere. Featuring a cheerful, bandana-wearing pup armed with a cartoon revolver, the design replaces Dog with Kristi Noem—a reference to the widely criticized story about her killing her own dog for “misbehavior.”

Part dark humor, part protest, the design calls out what many saw as a disturbing failure of responsibility from someone who later held one of the most powerful domestic security positions in the country. Even as political roles change over time, the episode—and the broader questions it raised about leadership and judgment—remain part of the public record.

Why people love it

• A bold statement for dog lovers everywhere

• Sharp political satire with dark humor

• A conversation starter that stands up for animals

• Perfect for dog parents, activists, and anyone who believes compassion matters

Because let’s be honest: dogs are rarely the real problem.

Good vibes. By design.

Made from high-quality materials for durability and comfort. For best results, follow care instructions: gentle wash, low heat drying, and avoid harsh chemicals to maintain its integrity and appearance.

Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton - some heathered colors include a percentage of polyester, all lightweight, breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable, high-detail prints via DTF/DTG methods
- Retail fit with classic crew neckline; made in humane, certified facilities

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk for a comfortable reliable fit.

• 👕 Unisex fit with a relaxed, everyday silhouette
•  📏 Fits true to size for a classic look
• ✨ Size up for a laid-back or oversized vibe

Consult the chart for accurate measurements and choose the
size that suits you best:

Shipping
Every BNVB item is made to order. Most orders are processed, produced, and delivered within approximately 4–8 business days.

We currently ship within the United States only. Free standard shipping is available on U.S. orders of $50 or more. Orders below $50 are charged the applicable shipping rate shown at checkout.

Returns & Exchanges
Because our products are made to order, we do not accept preference-based returns.

If the size or fit isn't working, contact us within 14 days of delivery. Eligible size or fit issues may be resolved through an exchange or store credit.

For damaged, defective, or incorrectly fulfilled items, contact us within 14 days of delivery and we'll work with you on an appropriate resolution under our Refund & Exchange Policy.

Questions? Email hello@bnvb.co with your order number.